@i-n-c You went that far??? I solved your prank Licky! It's a ventriloquist act! MWAHAHHAHHABABBAAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

@sea The southern accent Srry this took so long! I was practicing my expert ninja moves and kicked the coffee table too hard! jk...

@lifeisbetterwithjesus Btw! Josephine is my middle name!!

Without warning, Mom picked up the picture frame, whispered, “I’ve had enough of this nonsense,” and cracked it clean over her knee. We all froze in s...

Ummm? "Lickitylicklick, Syrup and Flapjack can chirp in harmony, plus do the trapeze! I'd be happy to demonstrate!" ...

@legosophia Leaving so soon??

@lifeisbetterwithjesus I think your lie is that you love cottage cheeeeeeese!

@legosophia YES DAY YES DAY YES DAYYYY!

Guys, its TWO lies, and ONE truth!! You might have thought it was a mistake, but it isn't! To everyone's surprise and horror, here is the answer:

@maizeyrae2 Thank youuuuuuu!

So! I’m running for president. Why? Because I care. And also because someone has to stop the chaos before we end up singing Kumbaya in matching socks ...

@i-n-c It IS. I asked it to give me the craziest dreams ever