I'm Not Taking This Sitting Down
I bought a new bicycle not too long ago. It’s a semi-recumbent. This isn’t one of those horizontal jobs whose riders look like a dog chasing something in a dream as they pedal along. No, my bike belongs to a new class of bikes known as “comfort bikes.” That designation is mostly true, except when it comes to the part of my body I shall refer to as the gluteus maximus area. What you are about to read is a very painful tail, er, tale.