So there once were these 3 guys who lived in the 600th story of an apartment building. So, one day the elevator broke and they had to use the stairs. So they said,” Let’s each tell stories till we get to our floor.” So the first guy told funny stories for the first 200 flights, the second one told scary stories for the next 200 flights, and the third guy told sad stories for the last 200 flights. So after 6 hours of climbing up the stairs the third guy says,” Ok guys this is my sad story….. I left the keys to our room downstairs.