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Maryland Visitors Attempt to Overthrow Guide Headquarters
by Randy Fishell, Editor


What happened after they walked into my office is almost beyond belief.

These young people seemed normal enough when they arrived to visit Guide headquarters earlier today. But then everything changed. Well, not everything. But as you can tell in the photos below, enough changed to keep me awake for several nights in a row.



The first person to kick me out of my editor's chair was a dude name Joshua from the Beltsville, Maryland, Seventh-day Adventist Church. Joshua had a real nose for finding a good story and I am sure that he thought he'd be controlling Guide magazine for many years to come. But just then, a terrifying trio pushed him out of the chair and took over!




A frightening creature by the name of Ariel took Joshua's place at the editor's desk. The stories he found there were so astonishing that his eyes popped out! Making things worse were the two muscular bodyguards that came along with him. Abby and Sara may have innocent enough sounding names, but don't let that fool you! That nasty look in their eyes tells the real story. That's why it's so shocking that none of these members from the Triadelphia Seventh-day Adventist Church in Clarksville, Maryland, could stand up to the next horrifying trio!

 

Disguises had enabled these criminals to infiltrate Guide headquarters. Stunned by their appearance, the previous devious trio quickly abandoned their positions and gave control over to  bearded Jim, Mischief Mike, and Adorable Davis—also members of the Triadelphia, Maryland, Adventist church.

Thankfully, the story does not end there. A few minutes later all was back to normal after the real Guide editor threatened to hit them over the head with a rolled up Guide magazine.

Thanks for visiting, you cool peeps!

































 

Comments   

 
0 #4 puff 2014-08-08 17:05
that was very mean my name is josh :cry: [just kidding that was funny] :-)
 
 
+2 #3 thebighorsegirl 2012-07-28 22:06
Me 2 trio3!
 
 
+3 #2 trio3 2012-07-26 22:12
now i'm getting jealous. i really want to go to Guide headquarters. :sad:
 
 
+10 #1 HorsesRgreat 2012-07-25 13:56
How fun! Some day i will come visit you Mr. Fishell. Except you will have to find some weapon harder than a rolled up Guide magazine to get me out with! My grandparents worked at Review & Herald for many years. Then they retired.
 

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