|Cheesy Jokes AND WhatzIT Revealed|
Hello tout le monde!
I hope you are all enjoying the precious days left of summer vacation. If you are reading from the southern hemisphere, then I suppose I should say something like "I hope you are having a lovely winter!" Anyway, as you know, I am a fan of terribly horrible cheesy jokes. The kind that are so bad that you just HAVE to laugh. So I thought today for fun, I would post a few of classics. Before I do that though, I suppose you want to know the answer to last weeks "WhatzIT"....
Well, I must say I'm very impressed with many of you because many of you got it right! It is a super duper close up photo of SALT!
And now, here is a small dose of CHEESE to make sure you are all smiles this weekend...or at least smiles of cheesy pain--
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert? "No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose!
Little Tommy suddenly found himself surrounded by thirty galloping horses, twenty five charging bears, and ten roaring lions. How did he survive this situation? He got off the carousel!
What does a skunk use to defend itself? In-stincts!
What do you call a sporting event between FARMERS and RAILROAD CONDUCTORS? Track and Field!
How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An antique!
How do the stars keep squeaky clean? They use meteor showers!
What did the vegetables say after getting stuck in the fridge? "Lettuce out!"
What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!