kpeckham wrote:
After reading “Christmas Caroling Surprise” in this week's Guide, imagine that a friend says to you the same thing Mrs. Sánchez said to the carolers. How would you respond?
"Child, you musta lost your natural black mind. This is how dis gon' happen. You gonnna take back what you done said 'bout my Momma or Imma slap the
black of ya, ya hear? Imma pull some serious kung-fu Panda, Jackie Chan, Tony Stark, Anakin Skywalker, Mohommed Ali and Naruto
jihad on your behind. By the time I'm done with you, people gonna think you done...etc."
This is the
clean version.
I still can't afford a guide subscription.
This is a joke. By no means do I condone slapping the black off of other human beings (unless in self defense).