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LOL... 1 month 10 hours ago #88993

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At a public school one day in the 3rd grade...

Teacher: *is teaching about evolution*
Teacher: *calls on one boy named Jonny* Jonny?
Jonny: yes?
Teacher: do you see that tree outside?
Jonny: yes
Teacher: to you see the grass outside?
Jonny: yes.
Teacher: Go outside please. And see if u can see the sky.
Jonny: *goes outside and a few minuets later comes back*
Teacher: did you see the sky?
Jonny: Yes
Teacher: Did you see God?
Jonny: No
Teacher: Then he must not exist.
(lets call this girl Lilly)
Lilly: Teacher? Can i ask Jonny some questions?
Teacher: Ok.....?
Lilly: Jonny do you see that tree outside?
Jonny: Yessss?
Lilly: do you see that grass outside?
Jonny: (getting a little annoyed) yyyyyeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly: do you see the sky outside?
Jonny: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Lilly: Do you see our Teachers brain?
Jonny: No.
Lilly: Then she must not have one!

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LOL... 1 month 6 hours ago #89016

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I’ve heard this before :P

But those who wait on the LORD
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up on wings like eagles,
They will run and not grow weary,
They will walk and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 :)
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LOL... 1 month 1 hour ago #89017

:blink:
that's - uh....
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LOL... 4 weeks 2 days ago #89037

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Oh I remember this joke I saw it b4 it was pretty good


Philippians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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