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SDA jokes! 2 months 2 weeks ago #82758

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So my sis was doing mad libs and one of the blanks asked for a year. The first year that came to my mind was 1844. Anyone else have short funny stories?
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SDA jokes! 2 months 2 weeks ago #82780

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so this one time... ohh no i forgot
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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83486

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You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."


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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83493

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Blue Tornado wrote:
You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."

It's been multiple times for me, unfortunately. But now I'm vegetarian so it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay less likely to happen now lol

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What about cats? Horses? Lasagna?
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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83496

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Blue Tornado wrote:
You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."

that has never happened to me but one time my friend accidently ate pork

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do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83523

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One time I was bowling with some friends and they ordered cheese fries. I ate one and thought, "Hm, this tastes like striples." Of course, I knew it wasn't striples. It was bacon grease, so I stopped eating them.
All rules have exceptions, including this one.
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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83558

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Blue Tornado wrote:
You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."
Lol my dad accidentally ate crab
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SDA jokes! 2 months 3 days ago #83599

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I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."
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SDA jokes! 2 months 2 days ago #83669

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you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game"

So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
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SDA jokes! 2 months 1 day ago #83718

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LEMONwizard wrote:
I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."

Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray
Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray! :P
... Even if it gets me convicted
I’ll still be on my knees with my hands lifted ...
... If saying I believe is out of line
If I’m judged cause I’m gonna give my life
To show the world the love that fills me
Then I want to be Guilty ...
- Guilty by Newsboys
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SDA jokes! 2 months 1 day ago #83740

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horsegirl04 wrote:
you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game"

LOL I do that all the time
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SDA jokes! 2 months 16 hours ago #83800

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jGod8865 wrote:
horsegirl04 wrote:
you know you're SDA when you have changed a game to make it "a Sabbath game"

LOL I do that all the time
Yeah, we have:

20 Questions Sabbath version,
Game of Concentration Sabbath version,
Charades Sabbath version,
What Did You See Sabbath version...
Yeah, basically take every game and add "Sabbath" to it, and we've played it... :lol:
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SDA jokes! 2 months 4 hours ago #83827

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You know you're SDA when you know how to make any sport a "Bible game."
For example: Bible baseball, Bible verse basketball, etc.
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SDA jokes! 1 month 4 weeks ago #83844

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You know you're SDA when you know the end is near and millions are going to die and be tortured for the name of Christ...

Ha... ha... get it?
Satire... Some people get it, some people don't. If you don't like it, then tell me because I'm open-minded! If I disagree with you that is probably because I approached your idea logically and thought it was wrong by my standards.
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SDA jokes! 1 month 3 weeks ago #83923

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Ok.

So I was going to reply to Lemwiz (that's an okay name for you, right?) And say
SHOW ME THE WAY HOW DO YOU DO BIBLE SPORTS (I still would like to know lol)
And I was like wow this must be amazing and so cool and so wow

But then I continued to scroll and saw SRNitro's post and was like
O
O
O
So yup that's what just happened about a minute ago

And I dunno guys
Idk whether I should like laugh or what
You guys are so

I guess I can just say

There are two types of people on guide :lol:

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SDA jokes! 1 month 3 weeks ago #83935

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SRNitro wrote:
You know you're SDA when you know the end is near and millions are going to die and be tortured for the name of Christ...

Ha... ha... get it?

You must be fun at parties :lol:



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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84446

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Kwesi wrote:
Mp137 wrote:
LEMONwizard wrote:
I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."

Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray
Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray! :P
It took me quite a while to get that

Lol, same :lol:
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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84447

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Quirky wrote:
Kwesi wrote:
Mp137 wrote:
LEMONwizard wrote:
I searched for SDA memes and I found
You know ur SDA when you caught yourself singing a secular song on sabbath... and u either quickly repented or changed the lyrics of the song to make it "Christian."

Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray
Watch me kneel
Now watch me pray pray! :P
It took me quite a while to get that

Lol, same :lol:
Ahahaaha I just got it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84476

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Blue Tornado wrote:
You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."
Lol my dad accidentally ate crab
I love crab.
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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84482

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Black_Tiger_11 wrote:
TravelPastel wrote:
Blue Tornado wrote:
You know you're SDA when you have a story of "when you accidentally ate bacon."
Lol my dad accidentally ate crab
I love crab.
RANDOM! I'm allergic to shrimp.

*shrugs*


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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84500

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LEMONwizard wrote:
Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts

So??? :huh: A little confused here. Did I miss something ?
... Even if it gets me convicted
I’ll still be on my knees with my hands lifted ...
... If saying I believe is out of line
If I’m judged cause I’m gonna give my life
To show the world the love that fills me
Then I want to be Guilty ...
- Guilty by Newsboys
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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84503

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LEMONwizard wrote:
Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts

You know if your an SDA when you hope that horsegirl doesn't make one more post...
Last Edit: 1 month 2 weeks ago by Quirky. Reason: Meant to say "horse", not home
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SDA jokes! 1 month 2 weeks ago #84507

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Quirky wrote:
LEMONwizard wrote:
Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts

You know if your an SDA when you hope that homegirl doesn't make one more post...

:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: I just got that! :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

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I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
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I'm putting 2 posts in a row :P

So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
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Mp137 wrote:
LEMONwizard wrote:
Well this is weird... Horsegirl has 665 posts

So??? :huh: A little confused here. Did I miss something ?
just..one..more..post...


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