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Pun wars 2 months 2 weeks ago #86824

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

something about subtraction just doesn't add up.

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
helping one person may not change the world,
but it could change the world for one person.

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Pun wars 2 months 1 week ago #86989

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To walk through a door, you first have to surpass the threshold
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Pun wars 2 months 1 week ago #87025

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#Filipino
>Pursue<
It's okay, you won't notice I'm gone ^O^
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Pun wars 2 months 1 week ago #87122

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TravelPastel wrote:
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lol thats punny :P

But those who wait on the LORD
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up on wings like eagles,
They will run and not grow weary,
They will walk and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 :)
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Pun wars 2 months 5 days ago #87356

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TravelPastel wrote:
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I’m surprised the lettuce isn’t a-head.
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Pun wars 1 month 3 weeks ago #87971

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You know why i don't like stairs?



They're always up to something...
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Pun wars 1 month 3 weeks ago #88118

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TravelPastel wrote:
You know why i don't like stairs?



They're always up to something...
Plus they’re always stairing at you...
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Pun wars 1 month 4 days ago #89151

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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: 
I told you so.


I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure 
if I ever went there, I could get by.

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

My bestfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.

Luke Skywalker is my favorite hero that looks 100 percent prepared to figure skate at all times.(sorry star wars.)
helping one person may not change the world,
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