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Pun wars 2 weeks 1 day ago #86824

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

something about subtraction just doesn't add up.

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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Pun wars 1 week 2 days ago #86989

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To walk through a door, you first have to surpass the threshold
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Pun wars 1 week 2 days ago #87025

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Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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>Pursue<
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Pun wars 6 days 8 hours ago #87122

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TravelPastel wrote:
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lol thats punny :P

So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TP!!!!!!
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Pun wars 2 days 12 hours ago #87356

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TravelPastel wrote:
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I’m surprised the lettuce isn’t a-head.
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