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Pun wars 4 months 3 weeks ago #80454

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Man: I am depressed.

suddenly, pineapples

Man: This does not help.
Man: Did you know carrots are good for your eyeballs
Other man: Sticks carrots in eyes
You lied to me.

ASDF movies are what was popular when I was younger

BEEP, BEEP, I'M A SHEEP
I SAID BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP


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Pun wars 4 months 3 weeks ago #80477

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
TravelPastel wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Man: I am depressed.

suddenly, pineapples

Man: This does not help.
Man: Did you know carrots are good for your eyeballs
Other man: Sticks carrots in eyes
You lied to me.

ASDF movies are what was popular when I was younger

BEEP, BEEP, I'M A SHEEP
I SAID BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP


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Meow meow I'm a cow I said meow meow I'm a--
NO.

Well, now that I'm older, my friends aren't that into it anymore lol
Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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Pun wars 4 months 3 weeks ago #80748

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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing a woman at the party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and told him to stop. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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Pun wars 4 months 3 weeks ago #80751

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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing a woman at the party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and told him to stop. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.


For a minute I thought you were being serious.

Then I saw the topic.



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Pun wars 3 months 1 week ago #83235

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What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?



A Tyrannochorus


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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Man: I am depressed.

suddenly, pineapples

Man: This does not help.
Instead of "Man" you should have put "Marvin"
TRUST GOD with EVERYTHING because GOD HOLDS EVERYTHING and HE WON'T LET GO

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Do you guys know the story of Jesus cleansing the temple?

He really turned the tables on those sellers.
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TravelPastel wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
TravelPastel wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Man: I am depressed.

suddenly, pineapples

Man: This does not help.
Man: Did you know carrots are good for your eyeballs
Other man: Sticks carrots in eyes
You lied to me.

ASDF movies are what was popular when I was younger

BEEP, BEEP, I'M A SHEEP
I SAID BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP


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Meow meow I'm a cow I said meow meow I'm a--
NO.

Well, now that I'm older, my friends aren't that into it anymore lol
Haha, ASDF movies are funny :lol:


#MAINEMMYS #EMMYSQUAD
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Pun wars 3 months 1 week ago #83311

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6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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Pun wars 3 months 6 days ago #83415

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i used to have a fear of speed bumps, but i am slowly getting over it. :P



p.s. IM BACK!!!!
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Pun wars 3 months 6 days ago #83421

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ClimberforGod wrote:
i used to have a fear of speed bumps, but i am slowly getting over it. :P



p.s. IM BACK!!!!
Welcome back!! :)
1 Corinthians 15:10
But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain;
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Pun wars 3 months 6 days ago #83427

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ClimberforGod wrote:
i used to have a fear of speed bumps, but i am slowly getting over it. :P



p.s. IM BACK!!!!

WELCOME BACK CLIMBER!!!!!!!!!

So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TP!!!!!!
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Pun wars 3 months 5 days ago #83439

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ClimberforGod wrote:
i used to have a fear of speed bumps, but i am slowly getting over it. :P



p.s. IM BACK!!!!

Welcome back!



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Pun wars 3 months 2 days ago #83499

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c-

MOOOOOO!
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Pun wars 3 months 2 days ago #83515

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This is the most painful topic I have ever seen.

I tried to send this post through the mail, but then I realized that this was online.

It can be no one other than myself to take the job~
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Pun wars 3 months 2 days ago #83559

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Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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Pun wars 3 months 2 days ago #83596

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Here are some jokes my cousin told me.
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?
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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
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Pun wars 2 months 3 weeks ago #83922

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?
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Lol that's exactly what I thought of when I saw the joke


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Here are some jokes my cousin told me.
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Anybody on this site play lacrosse? Or at least like it?
What about cats? Horses? Lasagna?
Anybody?
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My friend sent this to me the other day lol
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Anybody on this site play lacrosse? Or at least like it?
What about cats? Horses? Lasagna?
Anybody?
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I had this great joke about falling, but it just slipped my mind.
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You know the drill...
But do you know the hammer?
Man, I'm nailing this!
Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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Pun wars 2 weeks 3 days ago #86823

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TravelPastel wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
TravelPastel wrote:
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Man: I am depressed.

suddenly, pineapples

Man: This does not help.
Man: Did you know carrots are good for your eyeballs
Other man: Sticks carrots in eyes
You lied to me.

ASDF movies are what was popular when I was younger

BEEP, BEEP, I'M A SHEEP
I SAID BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP


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Meow meow I'm a cow I said meow meow I'm a--
NO.

Well, now that I'm older, my friends aren't that into it anymore lol


BARK BARK, IM A SHARK!
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