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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68042

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Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68043

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Well, this oughtta be punderful



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#cheap puntertainment
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68045

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Since Guide is blocking my post and I am unable to defend myself. I am innocent(Hinestly I really don't mind If you beleive me or not - It is the truth). MK I will very much appreciate if you check your facts before making rumors. I am Kwesi and Lisa is Lisa. 2 seperate beings.(Lisa is my sister)
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It's hard to tell puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally.
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68051

I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TP!!!!

Kwesi, if you want to leave, then leave. If you want to stay, then stay. But the creepy stuff going on recently have been creeping us out. Pick one and do it.
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68058

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One of my friends said, "my teacher asked a girl in my class what the mass of something would be on the moon if it weighed x on the earth. She said I don't know, I forgot."

She certainly made a massive mistake.

Then we couldn't stop talking about it, there was too much stuff to discuss. The conversation about this mistake had so much weight to it, and the gravity of the situation was enormous. We pulled in a couple other folks into the conversation, and we all fell down this black hole of puns...
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68066

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missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68067

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

Oh brother



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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68069

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Stverno wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

Oh brother
You rang? ☎️
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68091

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Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.


#MAINEMMYS #EMMYSQUAD
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68103

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Just found my new favourite topic!!!!! *hugs topic*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TRAVELPASTEL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! Hip-hip Hooray! :D
May God bless you in this new year of life :)

1 Corinthians 15:10
But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain;
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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68168

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

I think we just found a winner of the pun war


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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68169

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom"

and "womb" is pronounced "woom"

shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?


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Pun wars 8 months 3 weeks ago #68228

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:huh: :huh: :huh:
:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
im scared :S


HAPPY BDAY TP!!!!
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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68449

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How do you catch a football player?
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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68512

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Why is something wrong? You don't have too tell if it's private.
IOWA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)
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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68563

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Okay, prepare yourselves for a bunch of cAT PUNS! :woohoo:

- I'm feline great today!
- To in-furr-nity and mew-yond!
- You've cat to be kitten me right meow... ~ courtesy of my bff
- Onwards and furr-wards!
- This day has just been purrrfect!
- The claw-ments here are paw-some
- You're just hiss-terical
- Cat puns are su-purr-b

Some bonus ones :P
-nice chat-ting with you
-you gatto be kitten me right now

feel free to add anymore kitty ones on B)
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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68580

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Blue Tornado wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom"

and "womb" is pronounced "woom"

shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

Because English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
... Even if it gets me convicted
I’ll still be on my knees with my hands lifted ...
... If saying I believe is out of line
If I’m judged cause I’m gonna give my life
To show the world the love that fills me
Then I want to be Guilty ...
- Guilty by Newsboys
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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68590

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I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
My website: HighGearMX.simplesite.com
Dirt bikes+computers= :-)
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Cool Cat wrote:
I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
Spare? Like tires? :lol: :lol:
You know, cause you've got a dirt bike for your profile...
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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
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I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
Spare? Like tires? :lol: :lol:
You know, cause you've got a dirt bike for your profile...

not quite as funny when you have to explain it sadly


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Pun wars 8 months 2 weeks ago #68742

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I'm feline wonderful today!!:)
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IOWA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)
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Here's a cat and a mouse

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Pun wars 8 months 1 week ago #69089

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Stop purrcrascinating and read these puns! They're the paws claws! (Lol I tried)
tasha1507 wrote:
Okay, prepare yourselves for a bunch of cAT PUNS! :woohoo:

- I'm feline great today!
- To in-furr-nity and mew-yond!
- You've cat to be kitten me right meow... ~ courtesy of my bff
- Onwards and furr-wards!
- This day has just been purrrfect!
- The claw-ments here are paw-some
- You're just hiss-terical
- Cat puns are su-purr-b

Some bonus ones :P
-nice chat-ting with you
-you gatto be kitten me right now

feel free to add anymore kitty ones on B)
Eyyy it's my birthday month!! 18th is my day of arrival on this planet >O<
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>Pursue<
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