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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68042

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Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68043

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Well, this oughtta be punderful



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#cheap puntertainment
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68045

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Life is too short for petty games and argument.
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It's hard to tell puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally.
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68051

I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68058

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One of my friends said, "my teacher asked a girl in my class what the mass of something would be on the moon if it weighed x on the earth. She said I don't know, I forgot."

She certainly made a massive mistake.

Then we couldn't stop talking about it, there was too much stuff to discuss. The conversation about this mistake had so much weight to it, and the gravity of the situation was enormous. We pulled in a couple other folks into the conversation, and we all fell down this black hole of puns...
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68066

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missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68067

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

Oh brother



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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68069

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Stverno wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

Oh brother
You rang? ☎️
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68091

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Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.


#MAINEMMYS #EMMYSQUAD
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68103

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Just found my new favourite topic!!!!! *hugs topic*
1 Corinthians 15:10
But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain;
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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68168

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
missionarykid wrote:
I can't BEElieve this is now on Guide. I started it on chatzy.

You better BEElieve it, I love puns.

I'm so punny.

(Pun intended)
Bee prepared, my puns are as sweet as honey, but sometimes they sting.
I don't want to create a buzz, but hive been working bee-hind the scenes, trying to give some cryba-bee a buzz cut. I don't wanna be a grumble-bee, but I think I did a shab-bee job. I'm gonna buzz off bee-fore I break out in hives.

I think we just found a winner of the pun war


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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68169

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom"

and "womb" is pronounced "woom"

shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?


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Pun wars 10 months 3 weeks ago #68228

:huh: :huh: :huh:
:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
im scared :S
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68449

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How do you catch a football player?
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68512

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Why is something wrong? You don't have too tell if it's private.
IOWA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68563

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Okay, prepare yourselves for a bunch of cAT PUNS! :woohoo:

- I'm feline great today!
- To in-furr-nity and mew-yond!
- You've cat to be kitten me right meow... ~ courtesy of my bff
- Onwards and furr-wards!
- This day has just been purrrfect!
- The claw-ments here are paw-some
- You're just hiss-terical
- Cat puns are su-purr-b

Some bonus ones :P
-nice chat-ting with you
-you gatto be kitten me right now

feel free to add anymore kitty ones on B)
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68580

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Blue Tornado wrote:
SirGeneralCliche wrote:
Greetings, people who love puns
I hereby challenge thee to a pun war
One person says a pun and the others must respond with a pun

I'll throw the first PUNch
Have pun!

If "tomb" is pronounced "toom"

and "womb" is pronounced "woom"

shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

Because English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
... Even if it gets me convicted
I’ll still be on my knees with my hands lifted ...
... If saying I believe is out of line
If I’m judged cause I’m gonna give my life
To show the world the love that fills me
Then I want to be Guilty ...
- Guilty by Newsboys
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68590

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I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
My website: HighGearMX.simplesite.com
Dirt bikes+computers= :-)
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68694

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Cool Cat wrote:
I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
Spare? Like tires? :lol: :lol:
You know, cause you've got a dirt bike for your profile...
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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68738

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SirGeneralCliche wrote:
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I am HORRIBLE at puns. i guess i will spare you guys and not try
Spare? Like tires? :lol: :lol:
You know, cause you've got a dirt bike for your profile...

not quite as funny when you have to explain it sadly


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Pun wars 10 months 2 weeks ago #68742

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I'm feline wonderful today!!:)
~horselove236~
IOWA GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)
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Here's a cat and a mouse

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Pun wars 10 months 1 week ago #69089

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Stop purrcrascinating and read these puns! They're the paws claws! (Lol I tried)
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Okay, prepare yourselves for a bunch of cAT PUNS! :woohoo:

- I'm feline great today!
- To in-furr-nity and mew-yond!
- You've cat to be kitten me right meow... ~ courtesy of my bff
- Onwards and furr-wards!
- This day has just been purrrfect!
- The claw-ments here are paw-some
- You're just hiss-terical
- Cat puns are su-purr-b

Some bonus ones :P
-nice chat-ting with you
-you gatto be kitten me right now

feel free to add anymore kitty ones on B)
too lazy to have a fancy signature rip
=Dance Fearlessly=
#Filipino
>Pursue<
It's okay, you won't notice I'm gone ^O^
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